No, Ted Nugent Is Not A Pedophile Or A Draft Dodger

Propaganda: Second Amendment supporter and Republican Ted Nugent is a pedophile and draft dodger! He’s a bad person who should be shunned and ignored!

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FACTS:

In the overall scheme of things, what progressives think of a 65-year old rock icon doesn’t matter much. But this is a good example of how the Left will take a set of facts and twist them until they bear no resemblance to reality. So, here goes…

Ted Nugent as “Pedophile”

Here’s the definition of pedophilia:

Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger, though specific diagnostic criteria for the disorder extends the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.[1][2][3][4]

To support this claim, progressives trot out Pele Massa. Massa was a 17-year old Hawaiian girl. Note, she was 17 not prepubescent, not 11, not 13. Not only was she a willing participant but her parents gave Ted Nugent legal guardianship of Pele so they could be together.

So, no pedophilia. And a willing relationship with a 17-year old, sanctioned, legally, by the girl’s parents.

Actually, Massa was 3 years older than Priscilla Beaulieu – when Elvis Presley took her to bed.

Was it wise on Ted’s part? I don’t believe so. But I’m not a rock star. Was it legal? Absolutely.

But aren’t progressives always telling us that legal consensual sex is none of our business?

Ted Nugent as Draft Dodger

Here is the definition of a draft dodger:

Draft Evasion is an intentional decision not to comply with the military conscription policies of one’s nation.

Ted Nugent registered for the draft and got a student deferment in 1969. When his student deferment ended, he received a 4-F designation as “mentally or medically unfit for service.” During the Viet Nam war, a war despised by the Left, 9,120,000 young men received the same deferments as did Nugent.

Nugent complied with all conscription policies, never left the United States, never failed to register or comply with any process related to the Draft.

Progressives are also fond of the story that Ted “crapped in his pants” to get his 4-F. You can’t get a 4-F by crapping in your pants. This ridiculous story stems from a joke Nugent made to High Times in 1977. Ted says the reason he failed his “fitness for duty” physical is he was doing meth. Which story sounds more likely to you? A rock musician failing his medical test as a result of drugs or failing it because of soiled underwear?

So, is The Motor City Madman a little intense, a little out there? You decide.

But he is not a pedophile. And he is not a Draft Dodger.

Bill Clinton, on the other hand? Here’s what Snopes says about Progressive Hero Bill Clinton’s Draft Evasion:

That Bill Clinton went to great lengths to avoid the Vietnam-era draft, that he used political connections to obtain special favors, and that he made promises and commitments he later failed to honor, are all beyond dispute.

Oh, look! A squirrel!

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  1. victorgolfcharles's avatar
    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    Now, I’m giving you one hour to reveal yourself and stop harassing me and MoralNorth, or I will do it for you.

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    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    QED: When I tell you to stop harassing me, it means STOP HARASSING ME. It doesn’t mean “Oh, keep going until someone is driven to drink” NO. It means STOP. HARASSING. ME.

    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    Studies have proven time and time again that liberals who have nothing better to do with their lives other than use multiple usernames to harass conservatives such as myself do the following things:
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    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      I gotta level with you · · Reply

      Dude, it’s just a blog. It’s not even your blog. I know you see yourself as this SJW but really, it’s just the internet, no one gives a fuck. This is a public site. You may have your own personal version of WordPress’ TOS but clearly WordPress feels differently as I have not been banned here. The owner of this blog does not care as, again, I have not been banned. In fact, this blog has made no change concerning posting here and as a former WordPress blog user, I know that you absolutely can by either banning, blocking or moderating a poster. What’s pathetic is without fail you receive an email from here and feel you need to reply when conversely, you could just delete the email and go about your day. Step away from your repressed rage (and I have a pretty good feeling where it’s stemming from, but I digress) and just go outside and enjoy the day, your surroundings and your life. Steaming over what people do really isn’t constructive, for real.

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    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    I know, Calhoun, using the Reply Button can be pretty scary, can’t it?

    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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  6. Hi's avatar

    So yesterday was a pretty good day. The sun was out and the weather was warm so I took my dog to the dog park and played catch with him for awhile. Then I went home and we rocked out to Wango Tango while I cleaned the house. Later I barbecued some steaks and gave my dog one. Then we watched Finding Nemo and crashed out early. I hope today is as good as yesterday!

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Reported you for spam/pointless posting. You want to stop harassing people as soon as possible unless you want even more trouble coming at you….

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Victor's High School Teacher · · Reply

    Victor is truly a child I left behind

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “VICTOR’S HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER”/“HIGH SCHOOL REUNION”/“YOUTUBE”/“BLACK RAPTOR JESUS”/“SUICIDE GAME”/”WEEDLORD BONERHITLER”/”THE NUGE”/”YES”/“HEAD BAILIFF AT THE CYBERCOURT OF INTERNETS LAW”/”OK”/ETC.
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, I shot off a last-resort report to https://wordpress.com/abuse . Third, there are cyberstalking laws still in place; get to know them before you decide upon stalking and doxxing me. Finally, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

      PS: You can avoid federal prosecution by posting here your full real name, your full real address, and your full real telephone number. Your choice.

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    Grammar · · Reply

    (Sic) isn’t a quote, you fucking moron, it denotes when a grammatical mistake occurs within a quote</I)

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “GRAMMAR”/“HIGH SCHOOL REUNION”/“YOUTUBE”/“BLACK RAPTOR JESUS”/“SUICIDE GAME”/”WEEDLORD BONERHITLER”/”THE NUGE”/”YES”/“HEAD BAILIFF AT THE CYBERCOURT OF INTERNETS LAW”/”OK”/ETC.
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, I shot off a last-resort report to https://wordpress.com/abuse . Third, there are cyberstalking laws still in place; get to know them before you decide upon stalking and doxxing me. Finally, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN · · Reply

    I am still a virgin.

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “VICTOR GOLF CHARLES, AMERICAN”/“HIGH SCHOOL REUNION”/“YOUTUBE”/“BLACK RAPTOR JESUS”/“SUICIDE GAME”/”WEEDLORD BONERHITLER”/”THE NUGE”/”YES”/“HEAD BAILIFF AT THE CYBERCOURT OF INTERNETS LAW”/”OK”/ETC.
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, I shot off a last-resort report to https://wordpress.com/abuse . Third, there are cyberstalking laws still in place; get to know them before you decide upon stalking and doxxing me. Finally, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –The Real Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    cyberstalking: (n) use of the Internet or other electronic means to stalk or harass an individual, a group, or an organization. It may include false accusations, defamation, slander and libel. It may also include monitoring, identity theft, threats, vandalism, solicitation for sex, or gathering information that may be used to threaten or harass. Cyberstalking is often accompanied by realtime or offline stalking; both are criminal offenses and are motivated by a desire to control, intimidate or influence a victim. A stalker may be an online stranger or a person whom the target knows. He may be anonymous and solicit involvement of other people online who do not even know the target.
    Cyberstalking is a criminal offense under American anti-stalking, slander, and harassment laws. A conviction can result in a restraining order, probation, or criminal penalties against the assailant, including jail time. Cyberstalking specifically has been addressed in recent U.S. federal law. For example, the Violence Against Women Act, passed in 2000, made cyberstalking a part of the federal interstate stalking statute. The current US Federal Anti-Cyber-Stalking law is found at 47 U.S.C. § 223.

    QED: If you are reading this, congratulations — it’s time for me to pull your plug before you do any more damage.

    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    High School Reunion · · Reply

    Me and the boys are looking forward to thanking you for running off all the fine pieces of ass with your “victory*. Wait that didn’t happen. They just wouldn’t bang you. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “HIGH SCHOOL REUNION”/“YOUTUBE”/“BLACK RAPTOR JESUS”/“SUICIDE GAME”/”WEEDLORD BONERHITLER”/”THE NUGE”/”YES”/“HEAD BAILIFF AT THE CYBERCOURT OF INTERNETS LAW”/”OK”/ETC.
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, I shot off a last-resort report to https://wordpress.com/abuse . Third, there are cyberstalking laws still in place; get to know them before you decide upon stalking and doxxing me. Finally, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    YouTube · · Reply

    Writing a so called response from our techical support team that was blatantly false and quite honestly, laughable (do you really think we would respond to you at all and furthermore, on behalf of Google?) is most likely fucking stalkery illegal and most certainly, pathetic. No one the girls in high school wouldn’t put out

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “YOUTUBE”/“BLACK RAPTOR JESUS”/“SUICIDE GAME”/”WEEDLORD BONERHITLER”/”THE NUGE”/”YES”/“HEAD BAILIFF AT THE CYBERCOURT OF INTERNETS LAW”/”OK”/ETC.
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, I shot off a last-resort report to https://wordpress.com/abuse . Third, there are cyberstalking laws still in place; get to know them before you decide upon stalking and doxxing me. Finally, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Black Raptor Jesus · · Reply

    Your blog sucks

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “BLACK RAPTOR JESUS”/“SUICIDE GAME”/”WEEDLORD BONERHITLER”/”THE NUGE”/”YES”/“HEAD BAILIFF AT THE CYBERCOURT OF INTERNETS LAW”/”OK”/ETC.
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, I shot off a last-resort report to https://wordpress.com/abuse . Third, there are cyberstalking laws still in place; get to know them before you decide upon stalking and doxxing me. Finally, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN · · Reply

    I touch myself at night when no one is looking

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “VICTOR GOLF CHARLES, AMERICAN”/“SUICIDE GAME”/”WEEDLORD BONERHITLER”/”THE NUGE”/”YES”/“HEAD BAILIFF AT THE CYBERCOURT OF INTERNETS LAW”/”OK”/ETC.
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, I shot off a last-resort report to https://wordpress.com/abuse . Finally, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –The Real Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Suicide Game · · Reply

    Just Released, Democratic Presidential Election Win 2016 edition!!! Act now and we will add Brokered RNC Convention at no extra charge, just pay shipping and handling! Play the best board game this side of meltdown on national TV Karl Rove! Hurry! While supplies last!

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “SUICIDE GAME”/”WEEDLORD BONERHITLER”/”THE NUGE”/”YES”/“HEAD BAILIFF AT THE CYBERCOURT OF INTERNETS LAW”/”OK”/ETC.
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, I shot off a last-resort report to https://wordpress.com/abuse . Finally, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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  16. Ok's avatar

    I’m Audi2000➡️➡️➡️ Enjoy your dead board for another 2 years until another bored lib finds this and has a little fun

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “OK”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, I shot off a last-resort report to https://wordpress.com/abuse . Finally, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Abuse? · · Reply

    You told me you liked it last night

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “ABUSE?”/”WEEDLORD BONERHITLER”/“HEAD BAILIFF AT THE CYBERCOURT OF INTERNETS LAW”/ETC.
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, I shot off a last-resort report to https://wordpress.com/abuse . Finally, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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  18. Name is McGill, I call myself Lil, but everyone knows me as Nancy's avatar
    Name is McGill, I call myself Lil, but everyone knows me as Nancy · · Reply

    Hi!

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “NAME IS McGILL, I CALL MYSELF LIL, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS ME AS NANCY”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, I shot off a last-resort report to https://wordpress.com/abuse . Finally, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Weedlord Bonerhitler · · Reply

    Come at me, bro!

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “WEEDLORD BONERHITLER”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, I shot off a last-resort report to https://wordpress.com/abuse . Finally, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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  20. Head bailiff at the Cybercourt of Internets Law's avatar
    Head bailiff at the Cybercourt of Internets Law · · Reply

    Victor, you left your cutn’ ‘n pastn’ machine at the Honorable Intertubes bench! I had to wrestle with Judge Judy to get it back for you. I wrote my digits on the back of your pocket Constitution and you still haven’t called me and tbh, man, that hurts 😥

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “HEAD BAILIFF AT THE CYBERCOURT OF INTERNETS LAW”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, I shot off a last-resort report to https://wordpress.com/abuse . Finally, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    FoxNation Comment Board · · Reply

    So that’s where you went Victor! Or should I say “WillFistForJustice”? We miss you. Come back. The board’s not the same without you and your GED in internets law!

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “FOXNATION COMMENT BOARD”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    I got an idea: How about people use their REAL names now?

    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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  23. dude's avatar

    All I asked was for a friggen link not the launch codes. Man UP, Francis

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “DUDE”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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  24. I should not have to remind you's avatar
    I should not have to remind you · · Reply

    That suggesting a user to harm his/herself that may or may not result in the death of the aforementioned individual most likely is illegal and lacking that, pretty goddamn fuct up, but you knew that, didn’t you?

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO REMIND YOU”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Can I get the link to the Community Forums here? That sounds fun. Kkthxbai!

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “HEY”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    DEAR “RESISTANCE IS FUTILE”
    First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    I hide behind at least 3 proxies · · Reply

    Not really, I don’t give a fuk

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “I HIDE BEHIND AT LEAST 3 PROXIES”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Resistance is Futile · · Reply

    Annoyance is relative. Soylent green is people. No one has posted on this thread since 1/2016. No one cares, trust. We have always been at war with sporks. They are trashy and make people lazy. Down with sporks! Up with forks! America! Fork yeah!!!

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I should not have to remind you that annoying, abusing, threatening, and/or harassing other commentators on this blog actually is illegal according to 47 USC, right? Okey dokey, then.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “RESISTANCE IS FUTILE”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    Haystack Calhoun has just worked himself into an imaginary frenzy during the imaginary fadeout of his imaginary impersonation spree.

    He begins to feel depressed now.

    He knows the end is near.

    He has finally realized, at long last, that imaginary IP addresses and imaginary usernames exist only in the imagination of the imaginer.

    And, ultimately, who gives a fock anyway?

    So, Calhoun goes back to his ugly little room and quietly makes his last imaginary username…

    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    Poor Haystack Calhoun.

    He was getting tired of using multiple usernames for the sake of annoying, abusing, threatening, and/or harassing other commentators… but we tried to warn him… didn’t we?

    Okay, Calhoun.

    You asked for it.

    Here comes THE BIG ONE…

    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    American Stroke Association · · Reply

    Strokes are no joke! If you believe you are having a stroke dial 9-1-1! If you cannot operate a phone have your helper monkey dial for you! Don’t waste time, get emergency assistance F.A.S.T!!!!

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I should not have to remind you that annoying, abusing, threatening, and/or harassing other commentators on this blog actually is illegal according to 47 USC, right? Okey dokey, then.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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  32. victorgolfcharles's avatar
    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    Eventually, it was discovered that God did not want us to be all the same.

    This was BAD NEWS for the governments of the world, as it seemed contrary to the Doctrine of Portion-Controlled Servings.

    Mankind must be made more uniformly if THE FUTURE was going to work.

    Various ways were sought to bind us all together… but, alas, same-ness was unenforceable.

    It was at about this time that someone came up with the idea of TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION, based on the notion that if we were all crooks or criminals, we’d all at last be equal to some degree in the eyes of THE LAW.

    Shrewdly, our legislators calculated that most people were too lazy to perform a REAL CRIME… so, new laws were manufactured, making it possible for anybody to commit any crime at any time of the day or night, and once we all had committed some sort of crime, we’d all be in the same big, happy club right up there with the President and the most exalted industrialists and the clerical bigshots of all your favorite religions.

    TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was a concept unique for its time and was vastly popular… except with those people who didn’t want to be crooks or criminals.

    So, of course, they had to be TRICKED INTO IT.

    Which is one of the reasons why
    IMPERSONATING CELEBRITIES, COMPANIES, ENTITIES, BANDS, AND MUSICIANS FOR THE SAKE OF ANNOYING, ABUSING, THREATENING, AND/OR HARASSING OTHER WORDPRESS USERS
    was eventually made
    illegal.

    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Seizure · · Reply

    Are you having one?

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I should not have to remind you that annoying, abusing, threatening, and/or harassing other commentators on this blog actually is illegal according to 47 USC, right? Okey dokey, then.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    REPORTED!!! · · Reply

    Forget the velvet rope, just get your butt REPORTED!!!! and you’ll PMSL get on _THE LIST_

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I should not have to remind you that annoying, abusing, threatening, and/or harassing other commentators on this blog actually is illegal according to 47 USC, right? Okey dokey, then.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    impersonation: (n) used as part of a criminal act such as identity theft, usually used where the criminal is trying to assume the identity of another, in order to commit fraud, such as accessing confidential information, or to gain property not belonging to them. Also known as social engineering and impostors.

    Gee. I wonder how I can tell that the troll is impersonating celebrities, companies, entities, bands, and musicians. OH! OI KNOW! CHEWS? OIGHT! I’LL TAKE “CHARLESTON CHEWS” FOR SIXTEEN MILLIONSSSSSSSS…! NO! OI HATE MENKEYS! THEY’RE AWFUW! I HAD A MENKEY ONCE BEFORE, BUT HE WOULDN’T DRINK ALKYHOL, SO I BIT HIS BLOODY HEAD OFF!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    –Victor Golf Charles, Living Impersonator Detector

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    Halloween · · Reply

    Get yer Trump masks here!!! Hurry before it becomes illegal!!!!

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I should not have to remind you that I have reported you for impersonating companies, entities, bands, and musicians, right? Okey dokey, then.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Rich Little · · Reply

    Impersonation is against the law? How come no one told me? Wait, why am I not in jail?

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I should not have to remind you that I have reported you for impersonating companies, entities, bands, and musicians, right? Okey dokey, then.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Drag Queen · · Reply

    Oh honey, arrest me! Slap those cold, steel handcuffs on me like a boss! I’ll be performing at the Birdcage this Saturday. I’ll do my best Ollie North for you baby

    Smooches!

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I should not have to remind you that I have reported you for using multiple usernames for the sole purpose of harassing me, right? Okey dokey, then.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Wordpress · · Reply

    Dear MoralNorth,

    THANK YOU. Now tell your bro Victor Golf Whatshisface to quit spamming us

    Thanks bunches,

    WordPress

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I should not have to remind you that I have reported you for impersonating companies, entities, bands, and musicians, right? Okey dokey, then.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “WORDPRESS”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    For that matter, I would advise not impersonating any company, entity, band, or musician if I were you. There IS something called “GETTING ARRESTED FOR IMPERSONATION”, you know.

    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    I must remind you that MoralNorth is presently taking matters into his own hands and is about to set the comments to Awaiting Approval.

    I would advise not impersonating MoralNorth if I were you.

    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Wordpress · · Reply

    Hey G, this site is free, what do you want from us? We don’t have time for your BS. Quit being a pussy, seriously

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I should not have to remind you that I have reported you for impersonating companies, entities, bands, and musicians, right? Okey dokey, then.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “WORDPRESS”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    The Government · · Reply

    Dude, we kind of have our hands full what with, you know, helping the EU tell Britian to GTFO and this thing, it’s called a presidential election? Oh and some other incidents you may have heard of in the news recently. As much as we want to help the fine patriots with their blogs at WordPress we really must say that you need to put on your big girl panties and STFU, that is all

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I should not have to remind you that I have reported you for impersonating companies, entities, bands, and musicians, right? Okey dokey, then.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “THE GOVERNMENT”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    If you liberals think I should make my blog and comments private, and if you think MoralNorth should make his blog and comments private, then we will.

    However, I want to say that for a whole decade, I have defended my social media against attacks inside and out… but, nowadays, it doesn’t seem to work both ways. When MoralNorth and I are vilified, the head honchos always seem to say, “Don’t say anything about it, and it’ll blow over,” and the both of us are not feeling any support from WordPress staff, and that disappoints the crap out of us.

    If we are making mistakes and saying things you liberals don’t like, then maybe it’s time for us to move on to other endeavors. It’s not a threat, but we want to let you know how we are feeling.

    Myself, I highly prefer self-accountability over petitioning the government to order WordPress moderators to screen your comments before they are made available for viewing.

    But make no mistake: I will move ahead with the petition if you do not.

    –Victor Golf Charles

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    District Attorney · · Reply

    Hey Victor I’m kind of busy prosecuting murders and child molesters so, handle your own sh*t, k?

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Are you done using multiple usernames to harass me?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “DISTRICT ATTORNEY”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    I mean, just take a good look at the Meier incident back in 2006-2007; the woman who had the bright idea of impersonating a boy got her tuchas handed to her for driving Megan Taylor Meier to suicide.

    As you can see, impersonating another user or even a band or musician can get you pretty messed up.

    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Expose Me! · · Reply

    That sounds soooo hot!

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Are you done using multiple usernames to harass me?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “EXPOSE ME!”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    First of all, everyone, I am very sorry for the rude behavior exhibited by the users who have nothing better to do with their lives than use multiple usernames for the sole purpose of harassing by-the-book users like myself. I suspect the trolls lurking this forum had gotten sound punishment from their parents; they must have had all of their belongings yanked out of their bedrooms except for the mattress.

    The further punishment to inflict on the trolls in question? Well, I am not against forcing them to spend a day in jail to learn that what they do on the Internet can land them in hot water.

    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    I am now in contact with the District Attorney’s office. I shall prevail.

    Second, a lot of websites don’t allow the use of multiple usernames; one of them is the Law Firm of Blank Stare. You should know that, Oh Noes! (nice fake name), since you’re in contact with them.

    Finally, blockbuster support negligence lawsuit against WordPress is about to be filed. HOOAH!

    –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    Oh Noes! · · Reply

    Victoria Goatse is gonna Shut Everything Down! Hold me!

    Hey tard, do you even mod, bro? Don’t have the keychain to, amirite? Lolzers

    PS: that chicken you’re f*cking is just a beak and feathers you sick bastard

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Are you done using multiple usernames to harass me, Illiterate Liberal?

      –Victor Golf Charles, By-the-Book User

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Answer me. Are you done using multiple usernames to harass me, Illiterate Liberal?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I’m going to ask you this question one last time, and if you don’t answer me, I’m going to expose to everyone in the WordPress Community Forums that you have nothing better to do with your life other than use multiple usernames to harass me.

      Now, are you done using multiple usernames to harass me, Illiterate Liberal?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Very well. Time to get out my fly swatter and squash the pest that you are by going on the Community Forums.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      DEAR “OH NOES!”
      First off, use your real name as opposed to hiding behind a fake username. Real commentators don’t act all cowardly and hide behind some vigilante method of trolling. Second, why don’t you go buy a suicide game, practice it, and get real good at it?

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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