No, Ted Nugent Is Not A Pedophile Or A Draft Dodger

Propaganda: Second Amendment supporter and Republican Ted Nugent is a pedophile and draft dodger! He’s a bad person who should be shunned and ignored!

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FACTS:

In the overall scheme of things, what progressives think of a 65-year old rock icon doesn’t matter much. But this is a good example of how the Left will take a set of facts and twist them until they bear no resemblance to reality. So, here goes…

Ted Nugent as “Pedophile”

Here’s the definition of pedophilia:

Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger, though specific diagnostic criteria for the disorder extends the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.[1][2][3][4]

To support this claim, progressives trot out Pele Massa. Massa was a 17-year old Hawaiian girl. Note, she was 17 not prepubescent, not 11, not 13. Not only was she a willing participant but her parents gave Ted Nugent legal guardianship of Pele so they could be together.

So, no pedophilia. And a willing relationship with a 17-year old, sanctioned, legally, by the girl’s parents.

Actually, Massa was 3 years older than Priscilla Beaulieu – when Elvis Presley took her to bed.

Was it wise on Ted’s part? I don’t believe so. But I’m not a rock star. Was it legal? Absolutely.

But aren’t progressives always telling us that legal consensual sex is none of our business?

Ted Nugent as Draft Dodger

Here is the definition of a draft dodger:

Draft Evasion is an intentional decision not to comply with the military conscription policies of one’s nation.

Ted Nugent registered for the draft and got a student deferment in 1969. When his student deferment ended, he received a 4-F designation as “mentally or medically unfit for service.” During the Viet Nam war, a war despised by the Left, 9,120,000 young men received the same deferments as did Nugent.

Nugent complied with all conscription policies, never left the United States, never failed to register or comply with any process related to the Draft.

Progressives are also fond of the story that Ted “crapped in his pants” to get his 4-F. You can’t get a 4-F by crapping in your pants. This ridiculous story stems from a joke Nugent made to High Times in 1977. Ted says the reason he failed his “fitness for duty” physical is he was doing meth. Which story sounds more likely to you? A rock musician failing his medical test as a result of drugs or failing it because of soiled underwear?

So, is The Motor City Madman a little intense, a little out there? You decide.

But he is not a pedophile. And he is not a Draft Dodger.

Bill Clinton, on the other hand? Here’s what Snopes says about Progressive Hero Bill Clinton’s Draft Evasion:

That Bill Clinton went to great lengths to avoid the Vietnam-era draft, that he used political connections to obtain special favors, and that he made promises and commitments he later failed to honor, are all beyond dispute.

Oh, look! A squirrel!

632 comments

  1. Read Nugent’s original quotes. This was not a joke, but a premeditated, calculated scheme to serve his own cowardice and lack of loyalty to country. Regarding Elvis: he had mommy issues and if this crap website were to pay attention to historical fact, he didn’t fuck her. This scumbag website merely seeks clickthroughs seeking advertising revenue by providing inaccurate , and stupid counterpoint by feebly attempting to refute historical fact

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  2. Anonymous · · Reply

    Ok. Now I do want to know what happened to Charles. Charles if you’re out there, pleas respond. I miss you 😰

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  3. Anonymous · · Reply

    I won! Hot damn I won!!!!

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  4. Anonymous · · Reply

    Wait. VGC got b&
    All in all its just another
    B& in the wall

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  5. Anonymous · · Reply

    Awee I have a sad. Victor GOLF Charles TRUE MERIKAN won’t play with me anymore

    This is what it sounds like, when doves cry.

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  6. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    He was also a DemoRAT. A filthy filthy demorat

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  7. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    Hi all, I had to fire Raul. He ate all my Cheetos and is a figment of my imagination ran up a bunch of charges ordering PPV pron

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  8. Anonymous · · Reply

    Autism, when you are so fucktarded you repeat yourself and forget you repeated yourself

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      If Adam Jasinski had a twin brother, it would look like you.

      Bonus points if you understand that reference.

      –Raul, Victor’s producer

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Yeah no I don’t get the reference. Mainly because I don’t look like a 14 y/o assburger

        And pussy. I’ve actually touched IRL pussy

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    2. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Adam Jasinski is that one guy who had the gall to say something inflammatory about autistic kids on CBS’s Big Brother.

      For that reason, I’m naming you Adam Jasinski, Jr.

      –Raul, Victor’s producer

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Yeah I have a life and in house pussy. Meaning, I don’t watch a show that when off the air a decade ago.

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    3. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      You don’t have a life. You wasted it on nothing but harassing honest folks who just want a good steak.

      –Raul, Victor’s producer

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Honest folk who make up alter egos to post under in their authoritarian dystopian nightmare of a mind

        You know, Curtis, you’d make a good twink. Any plans to go to Cleveland on Monday?

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    4. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      This will be the last time I will tell you this: His name is Victor Golf Charles. Get it right next time, and quit botherin’ us.

      –Raul, Victor’s producer

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  9. Anonymous · · Reply

    Blow up dolls eat? Curtis, rancid hot dog can mess up a MEAT CYLINDER. Surely you don’t want that stank on your fap hand, amirite?

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      You’re killin’ me. If you’re lookin’ for a Curtis, you’re in the wrong spot by nine thousand miles.

      Looks like you’re the one needing meds. The only one I take is an Aleve… to deal with your mind-numbing stupidity that is second only to Snoop “Pie in the Horse” Dogg.

      –Raul, Victor’s producer

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Of course you’re not on meds. They don’t make meds for retard assburgers

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    2. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Oh, for fock’s sake…

      Hey, Sandy?
      SANDY O’LEARY: “Yeah, Raul?”
      RAUL: “This fockin’ prevert insists on typin’ in this inflammatory bull[BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]; what the fock should I do?!”
      SANDY: “Ah, fock it. Let’s just go home.”

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        It’s FUCK Curtis. It’s what I do to your momma my herpes flares up.

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    3. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Ohohoh, man, Sandy, can you believe this focker who’s fockin’ desperate to call Victor “Curtis” when the fockin’ fact of the fockin’ matter is, “Curtis” is not Victor’s fockin’ name?
      SANDY: “God damn, Raul, I gotta be honest with you: All this fockin’ talk about fockin’ just make me wanna, you know, fock.”
      RAUL: “Hey, I’ll tell you what: I hear that.”
      SANDY: “How about we get together and fock?”
      RAUL: “Um… sure. What the fock?”
      SANDY: “…mmm, why don’t we get ourselves some privacy first?”
      RAUL: “Sure. No problem.
      “Oh, and by the way, Anonymous: Mom wants to see us this weekend.”

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  10. Anonymous · · Reply

    Weird. I just kissed your mother again and it tastes like ass and gay sex. Weird. By chance, did you kiss your mother lately?

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      ah, irony.

      You writin’ this down, Sparky? Master Victor has just given you a free lesson in the art of COMEDY. ORIGINALITY. Try it sometime; you might enjoy it.–ah, who the hell am I kidding? HEY, LEMMING, IF YOUR FRIENDS ASKED YOU TO GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF, DO US ALL A FAVOR AND GO AHEAD. YOU’RE A LOSER. How do you spell THAT?

      –Raul, Victor’s producer

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Raul is totes original! I mean, one of the original voices in your auspie mind. Take your meds Curtis. This new persona is a cry in’ shame, bro

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    2. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I’m going to deal with your claim as quickly and effectively as I can and echo what Victor said earlier before he left for the bedroom to stick his feature-length meat cylinder into Ally’s Taco Bell: If you’re looking for a Curtis, you’ve come to the wrong place. Your claim is dismissed.

      –Raul, Victor’s producer

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        MEAT CYLINDER BAHAHHAHAAHA oh auspie, please. Hey! If ally’s real why don’t you put her on for me? Let’s meet your GIRLfriend

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    3. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Uh… Ally isn’t MY girlfriend… she’s Victor’s girlfriend… and when I said Victor left for the bedroom to stick his feature-length meat cylinder into Ally’s Taco Bell, it was a take on exact words — Victor and Ally are engaged in erotic eating, and he’s putting a foot-long hotdog into her dipping sauce she got at Taco Bell.

      I guess I know who really does need meds now.

      –Raul, Victor’s producer

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Yeah, your readers, to get that creepy ass image out of their minds.

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    4. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I don’t have readers. Victor does. I’m only second-banana to Victor. I’m also the only one allowed to harass him and get away with it… legally.

      He and I have standards.

      –Raul, Victor’s producer

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        You can harass yourself? Amazing!

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    5. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      If I were harassing myself, then I wouldn’t be around to tell you the end of it, Smartass.

      I can tell I’m not harassing myself because I eat gyros and Vic doesn’t.

      –Raul, Victor’s producer

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Raul is a Greek name?

        Watch MOAR movies tardbucket

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    6. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Ohohoh, man, Sandy, can you believe this focker?
      SANDY: “God damn, Raul, I gotta be honest with you: All this fockin’ talk about fockin’ just make me wanna, you know, fock.”
      RAUL: “Hey, I’ll tell you what: I hear that.”
      SANDY: “How about we get together and fock?”
      RAUL: “Um… sure. What the fock?”
      SANDY: “…mmm, why don’t we get ourselves some privacy first?”
      RAUL: “Sure. No problem.
      “Oh, and by the way, Anonymous: Mom wants to see us this weekend.”

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Don’t give up your day job to write porn movie dialogue. Seeing as you have to, you know, FOCK to know what you’re writing about

        My god you remind me of Chris chan. Except Chris chan is more amusing.

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  11. Anonymous · · Reply

    And paranoid. And gay. Very gay.

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      actually, if i were gay, then i wouldn’t be posting here anymore. Be careful about your long nose; it might break your computer screen one day.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        why? Where are you posting? Deep in the back of your closet? What does narnia look like back there?

        What happened to your GIRLfriend?

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    2. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      And another thing, Anonymous User 46d9a5dc0cc70c4344d185743a336380 (thank Gravatar for verbose username identification): I don’t think you’re gonna be laughing any more since people around the world know that you have violated many a rule in the WordPress Terms of Service. You may have a right to free speech, as do other commentators, but when it comes to all-out harassment and needless flooding of my inbox, you’re in big trouble. By posting comments on a WordPress-hosted blog, you’re effectively commenting on a moderated forum, and you voluntarily agree to not harass people. If you feel that the Terms of Service are too much to crowbar into your cranium, then you’re free to make your own blog-hosting company and make up your own rules there.

      Police reports have been filed by my readers to their local- and state-level law enforcement agencies, per the advice of the WordPress Help Forum.

      The agencies know where you are.

      The agencies know where you live.

      You were told multiple times to stop harassing people who just want to get by in their daily lives, and you flagrantly disregarded the orders.

      You want to be publicly heard, but you’re not willing to accept the consequences of your actions. What does that make you? The unluckiest Internet user in the world.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

      P.S.: Your mocking comments hurt you more than they hurt me.

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        I have a protip

        Turn

        Off

        Email

        Notifications

        Also:

        You

        Have

        No

        Readers

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      2. Anonymous · ·

        Also, you know that WordPress only told you that so you would stop bawwwwing over stupid shit. Am I banned? No. No violation of TOS rules

        Again

        Sux 2 B U

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    3. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      right back at ya.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Never claimed to have readers

        Never claimed to have various people speak on my behalf under my username. Certainly not a cop

        Never threatened legal action against something that is perfectly legal

        Sucks 2 b u

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    4. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      If I’m found guilty of impersonating a cop, as you claim, then you’re just as guilty since you’ve impersonated a multitude of corporations, celebrities, etc. for the sole purpose of harassing me.

      How do I know that you’ve impersonated a multitude of people? By right-clicking your Gravatar icon, clicking Properties, and seeing the verbose username after “avatar”. I know people like you. You’re sitting in the same underwear that you’ve been wearing for the past five days, and all day long, you just play You Don’t Know Jack until you get to a Snickerclish Restroom or Meaning A Quartos, you tell the host to go screw himself, and then you quit out of the game and do it all over again.

      God, your life is really empty… and yet, I feel no pity for you whatsoever.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Your Anglophile ways is so, so, so sad

        I, however feel pity for you. Pity for a stunted growth virgin homosexual living in moms basement

        Ps: I am getting ready to eat some kick ass bbq with my spouse while watching movies. Sux 2 b u

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    5. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Actually, I’m glad you typed that comment.

      See, based on the harassment policy, I can just shut down your ass with another police report if I’ve been subjected to a certain amount of abuse. Oh, sure, I can abuse YOU all I want; you–you just can’t do it back.

      Anyway, this is… this is nice, ’cause now I get to take o–
      ~calls out to his interns~
      Hey… hey, is that Baywatch rerun comin’ on t–… in five?

      …oh, well, this is… this is great… uh, Baywatch is–is comin’ on, and… so, you know, I get to watch all of it in its… slow-motion breast-bouncing glory… so, uh, thanks for helpin’ me out there, and, uh… well, that’s it.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        I am going to impersonate the cop when you file your charges

        I’ll get right….hahhahahaha….yeah I’ll get right HAHAHAHHA…on that, Curtis.

        At least I am watching tits, you are watching cirque d sole, for real

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    6. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Are you a two-year-old? Yes, you are. I mean, come on. Do you really think I’m gonna sit here and take this kind of abuse from you? NO. I have MUCH better things to do with my time.

      So, you know what’s happenin’?

      My readers are filing more police reports against you. Yeah. Your WordPress? It’s over with. No more WordPress for you.

      And, what I’m gonna do is: I’m gonna go on break, I’m… gonna go to Krispy Kreme and get me one of those Today’s Specials with the pink glaze and the–the jimmies on it… I imagine I’ll be getting myself a Criossan’wich, some soup, a coffee, a couple of crullers for the road, and, uh, some–some donut holes.

      I dunno what YOU’RE gonna be doin’, but I’ll tell you somethin’: You’ve got a lot to learn. LOT to learn. Lotta growin’ up to do. If you’re lookin’ for a Curtis, you’ve come to the wrong place. You–I’m sure you don’t understand that now, but some–well, HOPEFULLY, someday–you will.

      So, that’s my speech… uh, later.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        What’s with this halting, indecisive speech pattern? What happened to the self assured, demanding VGC from up above^^^^. Abuse? OH LOL. Just google yourself, go on, do it, and see all the hackneyed posts you’ve made threatening people. Threats, may I add, that have gotten you banned from many, many sites. If anything your “readers” are probably filing reports against YOU. Which they’re not, because you don’t have any. Enjoy all that food, fatty. We all know your momma is most likely making you a pb&j with the crusts cut off. I mean, after the landlord leaves from “collecting the rent”

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    7. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Alright, Vic, that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along! You gotta treat these grunions like GRUNIONS; that’s the ONLY way they’re ever gonna learn!–…hey, I was–I was talkin’ to ya–…Victor? I–ooh…

      –Raul, Victor’s producer

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Are you fapping while writing this? Yeah, you’re fapping. Sick bastard

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    8. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      What? What the hell do you think YOU’RE doin’, Anonymous? Keep pressin’ all the keys you want, Slappy; it ain’t gonna save your account. I’M in charge now. Your WordPress? It’s history. Buh-bye.

      –Raul, Victor’s producer

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        I’m here, I’m posting, and it’s allllllll good. MY WordPress, bitch

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    9. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Hey, Webster, NICE LANGUAGE. You kiss your mother with that mouth? Tell ya what: Why don’t you practice by kissing my ASS? That’s right. You heard me. Just pucker up, Potty-Mouth, and plant one right here on my big fat cheeks, you toad-suckin’ ball-peen hammer.

      –Raul, Victor’s producer

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Why no! I kiss YOUR mother with this mouth. BTW tell that nasty bitch to shave her damn face, least I sell her to the circus with all the other freaks. Hell she had you, dint she? The biggest freak on the whole damn internet

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    10. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      You know, maybe if I sent my friend Bob over to your house to give you some lessons on the art of ETIQUETTE… yeah, that might do it, ya low-life, toad-suckin’,–well all I gotta do is access some files on your hard drive to find out where you live, and…

      –Raul, Victor’s producer

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  12. Anonymous · · Reply

    There are dedicated readers for blog comments? Crazy!

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Don’t be a smart-aleck, Anonymous. That reader, as you may recall, was a subscriber to my blog. He’s 38 and suffers from growth hormone deficiency, causing him to look and sound like a 14-year-old boy (consider him the conservative version of Andy Milonakis).

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        The blog you baleeted? What does that have to do with here?

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      2. Anonymous · ·

        I just wanna know how much tin foil was wasted in vain as you wrote that canned answer from your “reader” that you ran into at “chik-fil-a” (note: not McDonald’s, not Burger King….but Chik Fil A. BTW In-N-Out has biblical scripture on their food wrappings, TRY HARDER) that he knows the inner workings of “anonymous” and…..wait, wtf did you write up there anyway?

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    2. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Don’t say stupid things to me, Anonymous. If you say stupid things to me, people will assume that I am stupid, and I do not like people thinking that I am stupid.

      Fatigued? Perhaps. Stupid? NEVER.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Dude, don’t worry. You look fucktarded pretty much on your own, trust➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️

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    3. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I am tin foil.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      New York Daily News… populist/center-of-left. Only useful as toilet paper.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        I know I know. Confirmation bias must be so hard to maintain when you’re a tarded conservative. What with reading only Murdoch owned media. As trump would say: sad!

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  13. Anonymous · · Reply

    Where is Victor Golf Charles? Did he get…..b&??????? 😱

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Remember what my reader said in a guest comment: You are responsible for what you post.

      As for that link you posted: I don’t read The Raw Story. Why, you may ask? For starters, I don’t read smear pieces by progressive websites like The Raw Story. The Raw Story is referenced by, of all people, MSNBC (which has a hard-left stance in its news coverage).

      In a few words or so: Stop bothering me unless you really want the police to come over to your house. (Okay, that’s more than a few words, but whatever.)

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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  14. Anonymous · · Reply

    Did ya hear that Ted said no to appearing at the RNC because of his successful “tour” which is neither successful or even a tour but more like an embarrassing road trip across all state fairs and quilting bees in the nation? http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/ted-nugent-brags-about-gals-at-concert-so-poorly-attended-that-tickes-dropped-from-67-to-5/

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  15. Anonymous · · Reply

    That analogy…..is……wot?

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      It’s true. You can, at times, see some bulldogs with unopened cans of something in their mouths (not necessarily worms), and those bulldogs try doing something other than prying the can open with their teeth to get the can open.

      I hope that explains the analogy.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Bulldogs teeth are made with the material of can openers? Like a can is massive Kong toy filled with peanut butter the animal cannot smell or see? Don’t own any dogs, amirite?

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    2. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Once again, something true coming out of your mouth at last. I don’t own dogs. I own a cat.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Well see, something that we share. I have two cats. Sadly I had to put the older one, at 19 years old to sleep this week. He had cancer. It was sad. 😿 I miss that old fella on caturday

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  16. Anonymous · · Reply

    So really, this is a game for you

    Way to waste taxpayer funded public resources

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I resent being accused of “wasting taxpayer-funded resources” [sic]. I prefer being accused of trying to wrestle the truth out of you like a bulldog with a can of worms and nothing to open it.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Oh you are. I have no doubt. Damnitsomuch learrrrrrrn. SIC: used in brackets after a copied or quoted that appears odd or erroneous exactly as it stands in the original. You added a friggen hyphen. In fact the addition of a hyphen made the quote erroneous JHC

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    2. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      You don’t admit to instigating the commotion that ensued over the course of two weeks. That’s your problem.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Takes two to tango, lover. I posted, you replied. WordPress gets more ad revenue. It’s all good in the hood

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    3. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      And don’t try to contradict your own comments by harassing me and then posing as someone who has no idea what the comments were about.

      Since both are provided under oath, one has to be a lie.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        I, where’s the bible I swore on under oath?

        Yeah, no, I didn’t

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    4. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Well, there you go. The first step towards recovery is admitting you weren’t honest.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Dude it’s the Internet. No ones honest

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    5. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Once again, truth at last.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Yeah and? You don’t have a blog anymore where are you gonna crow about your victory?

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    6. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Maybe no WordPress blog anymore for me, you’re right… but I do know some folks in Team Fortress 2 servers who would like to know.

      And, please, refrain from cracking any Gabe Newell jokes.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Your victory is a long winded tome of non-sensical paranoid ramblings regarding your thoughts on Anonymous? Enjoy!

        I have no idea who Gabe Newell is and neither do you, bc you’re a shitty gamer

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    7. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Of COURSE I’m paranoid. You can say I wear a tinfoil hat, and I can tell you that my skull is tinfoil. (Though, how it remains in the proper shape of a skull is up for debate.)

      As for Gabe Newell, he’s the rightly-quotable head honcho at Valve Software.
      “Hi, this is Gabe Newell. I work at Valve.”
      “Gabe N. G-A-B-E-N.”
      “Um, hi.”
      “It’s just me, Gabe Newell.”
      “Charles Simonyi was a male prostitute who escaped from Eastern Europe…”
      “This isn’t working.”

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        I knew you could count to baked potato

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    8. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      You oughtta be glad you said that and not “count to three”, because that would have implied Valve couldn’t count to three and you would not see a Half-Life 2, Episode 3 for another year.

      I’ll tell you why I’m saying that: There is a meme called “Valve Can’t Count to 3”, in reference that there have been Half-Life, Half-Life 2 (including Episodes 1 and 2), Team Fortress, Team Fortress Classic (a.k.a. 1.5), Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead 2, Portal, Portal 2, DotA, and DotA 2. All of them stop after 2, and Valve are most notorious for the unreveal of Half-Life 2, Episode 3 — a joke circulating that if reference is made to it or someone cracks a fat joke about Gabe Newell, the game would be delayed for an indefinite amount of time (e.g. a month or two). Gabe himself even chuckled at the death threats Valve got for the indefinite delay of the game.

      The only “three” Valve has is The Orange Box, which consists of three games in one box (quoth the man himself: “Three great games. One Orange Box.”).

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        That’s all well and good

        If he were reading this

        Which he is not

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    9. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Maybe Gabe Newell isn’t gonna read this. We both highly doubt he will read this. But it can go straight to Valve by whatever means possible, and neither of us has to do anything to make that happen. It’s just how Valve is.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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  17. Anonymous · · Reply

    Victor, you do not have 5 friends. I’m sorry

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      …Truth at last out of your mouth. You’re absolutely right. I don’t have five friends. I have five HUNDRED friends.

      Actually, more than five hundred friends. I’m sort of engaged in a one-upsmanship battle with former Information Society band member Amanda Kramer, who has a particularly huge social network she has maintained since mid-1988.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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  18. Anonymous · · Reply

    Well I’m here. How are you?

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Sleeping well, knowing that I estimate at least three — probably five — or more police reports are being filed against you for instigating this whole commotion.

      Believe me, you’re not gonna be LOL-ing by the time this is over.

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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  19. Anonymous · · Reply

    No one is reading this but you and me, bub

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Well, [name redacted/privacy reasons] — a reader who I happened upon at lunch at “Chick-a-Fil” (Chick-fil-A) — did read my blog, and you did admit to “shell gamery,” as he said. So, I highly doubt that no one except for you and me are reading this.

      …In addition, at this very moment, visiting readers ARE filing police reports to investigate your actions. I will also quote what the reader said in his statement for investigators to read:
      “Moving on to the issue at hand, the alleged comment which Anonymous posted.
      ‘…is presently harassing me, impersonating a cop, and falsified a police report — all of which are felonies.’
      “Anonymous does not point out that, in fact, posts made in the public arena actually make reference to actions of his own doing, either through his own postings or public relations through political contact, news interviews, and talk show interviews. He fails to point out that it is HIS direct actions which actually incite any form of contact with him. Anonymous is well known, all the way to the international level, as following the ideal of ‘Don’t take responsibility for your own actions; blame someone else.’ Make note that I am neither condoning nor condemning any contact with Anonymous, public or private.
      “This is an issue of Anonymous’s own decisions to make himself publicly heard but not wanting to accept the fallout, good or bad, for his actions. Holding an individual responsible for their own actions is one thing; holding other individuals or groups responsible for the actions of another is something totally different. There are many similar situations, even in today’s climate. It is rather a common thing for individuals, because of some common link, to be blamed for the actions of others. There are times when some groups or organizations are actually overlooked despite that common factor, either through political pressure or outright preferential treatment. Be that as it may, the fact is that anyone making harassing or threatening private contact with anyone is responsible for their own actions — no one else should be; the same is, in fact, true for public contact. It is true that Anonymous is responsible for his own actions, whether they be public or private.
      […]
      “[I]t is also known that, at the least, WordPress has a number of rules which users must follow. You are welcome to check those rules at https://en.wordpress.com/tos/.
      “It is known that there are also rules which one must follow on what is effectively a moderated forum; Anonymous has, on numerous occasions, violated those rules. Whether one feels that the punishment for the violations of those rules is fair or not is irrelevant; the truth is, Anonymous violated those rules and now expects that, unlike his view of everyone else, he is above having to be responsible for his actions. Indeed, he has endeavored to circumvent those punishments by creating numerous WordPress usernames (a WordPress username is required to post on any WordPress-hosted blog) from numerous locations. Just Bunk! can only ban individuals based on WordPress usernames, and WordPress itself can ban individuals based on IP addresses.”

      –Victor Golf Charles, AMERICAN

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  20. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    Please feel free to have an open dialogue in public with myself here if you wish. I have no objections, though I prefer to meet someone at the Federal building downtown so that I know the contact is real. I have no objections whatsoever… though I think you will learn more by having an open conversation with myself and others here or elsewhere in a public forum.

    Thank you for your time and attention.

    –[name redacted/privacy reasons]

    P.S.: My apologies to WordPress readers. Once again, I’ve posted another long one. Sorry about that.

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  21. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    “…actively seeks to prevent me from posting defenses of myself at his homosexual dungeon of a blog.”
    As I have pointed out before, Anonymous likes to use inflammatory terms. He does this as a form of “shell gamery”, where he leads those he hopes to garner support by misleading them with sensitive words in the hopes that they are ignorant enough to ignore the facts of the issue. It truly is nothing new. Be that as it may…

    On the issue of censorship and banning at Just Bunk! and Victor Golf Charles’s Moron-Free Blog, I dare not speak for Mr. Charles, Just Bunk!, or even WordPress. I have made my opinions on the subject in general known. It is also known that, at the least, WordPress has a number of rules which users must follow. You are welcome to check those rules at https://en.wordpress.com/tos/.
    It is known that there are also rules which one must follow on what is effectively a moderated forum; Anonymous has, on numerous occasions, violated those rules. Whether one feels that the punishment for the violations of those rules is fair or not is irrelevant; the truth is, Anonymous violated those rules and now expects that, unlike his view of everyone else, he is above having to be responsible for his actions. Indeed, he has endeavored to circumvent those punishments by creating numerous WordPress usernames (a WordPress username is required to post on any WordPress-hosted blog) from numerous locations. Just Bunk! can only ban individuals based on WordPress usernames, and WordPress itself can ban individuals based on IP addresses.

    From reported statements, Mr. Charles has banned from his blog the numerous usernames of Anonymous due to violations of rules, and WordPress has banned at least one IP address of Anonymous’s due to violations of rules. Anonymous has apparently, in his “I am above the rules” code of ethics, circumvented those banning attempts by either changing WordPress usernames and/or IP addresses. Naturally, as part of any probable investigation, it is your responsibility to question Mr. Charles as well as MoralNorth and WordPress regarding these issues. As to whether it is right or wrong to ban/censor, I cannot answer because I own neither WordPress nor Just Bunk!. I neither approve nor disapprove as neither are my “house” to make policy. No more than either belong to Anonymous. While he may have the right to complain to Mr. Charles and/or WordPress, it is rather ludicrous that he complain to the FBI or any other legal authority figure.

    As to the “Right-Winger” T-shirts, he once again makes inflammatory comments in hopes of steering you away from the facts of the issue. It has long been tradition that, through a variety of mediums, individuals who have been persecuted because of one common factor or another have sought ways to display a form of solidarity; in most recent decades, they have been the creation of bumper stickers, brochures, web sites, and, yes, even T-shirts. While Anonymous would have you believe that there is only one reason for the solidarity and that it is only against him, Anonymous fails to point out (as is custom) that there are many reasons that individuals may choose to happily accept being referred to as “Right-Wingers”. In my personal opinion, I don’t hold the term positive or negative. It is of little import to me. As to other’s opinions, ask them. Ask each of the individuals here their own feelings. Indeed, go as far as asking the individuals at Extremely Pissed-Off Right-Wingers why they chose the title for their own group; I believe you will find answers far different from Anonymous’s.
    (continued in next comment)

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  22. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    For it is Anonymous’s overall actions which deserve notice. Actions which range from the simple childish antics of metaphorically stomping his feet and throwing a fit (his most recent comment here is actually one such example) to outright lying and deceiving individual citizens all the way up through the political levels of local, state, federal, and even international political figures. Anonymous has recently (allegedly) sent a letter to the state Attorney General of New York. In said letter, he accused Sweet Cakes By Melissa, Dieseltec, and more notably Kim Davis, of having committed fraud by misleading citizens regarding the legalese in the First Amendment Defense Act. While it should be left to the AG to decide if such accusations warrant further investigation or not, nevertheless, it is still rather odd Anonymous make such a claim. Anonymous himself has made claims that he has been unable to back up with facts. In numerous situations, both in public interviews as well as letters to several political figures, for example, Anonymous compares the vetoing of the North Carolina Bathroom Bill (which would have violated young girls’ privacy by allowing grown men who identify as “female” to enter the girls’ room) to “Nazi concentration camps”. Yet at no time has Anonymous ever shown where said vetoing would contain the ability to “persecute” or “lynch” transgender or transsexual individuals. You are welcome to investigate such claims yourself to prove whether what I say is true or not. If you should ask Anonymous where his claim originates, please note that “because Republicans are hateful”, “it’s the return of the Holocaust”, and “Trust me” are not sufficient pieces of evidence. Indeed, if Sweet Cakes By Melissa et al are guilty of fraud by not disclosing all information, as Anonymous claims, then he himself would be guilty, as during many of those public interviews and political contacts, Anonymous fails to provide the fact that just as there are alleged negative studies regarding Republican-signed laws, there are also positive studies regarding Republican-signed laws and, in fact, studies that contradict the negative studies. They are numerous, but to show that I’m not making false claims, you are welcome to contact C-SPAN, Fox News Channel, the state government in North Carolina, or even examine Christian Science Monitor for just a few examples.

    Therefore, Anonymous has no room to speak regarding titles. As the proverb puts it, “Actions speak louder than words, and actions speak louder than titles or associations.”
    (continued in next comment)

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  23. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    “…this Victor Golf Charles, who was told repeatedly to stop impersonating a cop”
    This issue has been dealt with publicly as well. Of course, as you’ll note, Anonymous fails to point these facts out. You are certainly welcome to discuss that issue with Mr. Charles, but from my own perspective, a title does not make an individual good or bad. Indeed, Mr. Charles could have proclaimed himself “the Lord, God almighty”, and since I am a former Scientologist and presently an agnostic, I wouldn’t have believed him anyway. Yet, what is of importance to me on Just Bunk! and on Mr. Charles’s blog is that Mr. Charles provides a central area where one may read stories of the day on a hodgepodge of news. Just as some individuals choose to read financial news, sports news, entertainment news, or any other focused news report, his blog provided news focused on issues of various subjects, and MoralNorth and Just Bunk! provide information on myths perpetuated by progressives. Were the content of no interest, I would not have been reading at all. Indeed, how Mr. Charles refers to himself is of no relevance whatsoever to me; it is the material that is of interest. And because this is a blog, it means that the articles that are posted here grant us, the WordPress members who read Mr. Charles’s blog, the ability to comment, positively or negatively, to not only the articles, but to each other as well. And, yes, at times that includes Mr. Charles as well.

    And since the issue seems to be of such interest to Anonymous, I think it is important to point out certain facts regarding titles and their values in regards to him. Anonymous, according to the Dallas Police Department, maintains a “Member in Good Standing” title. He also frequently makes note, as he did in his alleged comments here, that he has appeared on 60 Minutes. He also frequently comments on having “prepped Hillary Rodham Clinton”. And he has even thrown it about that he has appeared at a number of Senate hearings, state-level and federal. And there is no dispute to these claims; the end result remains the same — Who? Cares?
    (continued in next comment)

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  24. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    Moving on to the issue at hand, the alleged comment which Anonymous posted.
    “…is presently harassing me, impersonating a cop, and falsified a police report — all of which are felonies.”
    Anonymous does not point out that, in fact, posts made in the public arena actually make reference to actions of his own doing, either through his own postings or public relations through political contact, news interviews, and talk show interviews. He fails to point out that it is HIS direct actions which actually incite any form of contact with him. Anonymous is well known, all the way to the international level, as following the ideal of “Don’t take responsibility for your own actions; blame someone else.” Make note that I am neither condoning nor condemning any contact with Anonymous, public or private.

    This is an issue of Anonymous’s own decisions to make himself publicly heard but not wanting to accept the fallout, good or bad, for his actions. Holding an individual responsible for their own actions is one thing; holding other individuals or groups responsible for the actions of another is something totally different. There are many similar situations, even in today’s climate. It is rather a common thing for individuals, because of some common link, to be blamed for the actions of others. There are times when some groups or organizations are actually overlooked despite that common factor, either through political pressure or outright preferential treatment. Be that as it may, the fact is that anyone making harassing or threatening private contact with anyone is responsible for their own actions — no one else should be; the same is, in fact, true for public contact. It is true that Anonymous is responsible for his own actions, whether they be public or private.
    (continued in next comment)

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  25. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

    MY OWN REPLY TO ANONYMOUS’S COMMENTS
    FOR ANY AUTHORITY FIGURES EVALUATING POSTS ON THIS SITE

    It has come to my attention, through a public posting on a blog (Just Bunk!) hosted by WordPress (www.wordpress.com), that one Anonymous has decided to contact you. The probability of Anonymous not even contacting you is slim to none, hence I have not sent this statement through e-mail or snail mail. I have no doubt that you are far more busy dealing with issues of higher import; however, the probability that someone may be assigned to investigate also exists, which is why I’ve chosen to make this statement public for any investigator to see.

    Anonymous’s claims, while filled with wonderfully inflammatory phrasing and sensationalistic references (which tends to be par for the course for Anonymous), has misled you regarding certain facts. While I am certain that others will more eloquently comment to you regarding these issues, I feel the need to include my voice as well.

    Before the issue comes up, my name is [name redacted/privacy reasons]. I am 38 years old and suffer from growth hormone deficiency, which gives me the outward appearance and voice of a 14-year-old boy (kind of like the late actress Dana Hill and how Type I diabetes affected her growth). I have willingly chosen to make this statement, via Victor Golf Charles’s account for the sake of efficiency, through my own choices and neither based on the request nor the demand of any individual or organization. Contrary to popular belief, I DO have a mind of my own and freely make my own choices. I am a conservative, as are my friends. Also contrary to popular belief, none of us take illegal drugs or misuse legal drugs in any way. None of us drink alcohol. None of us smoke. I have not been convicted of a violent crime (or any crime, for that matter) at any point of my life, nor have my friends. And though I have had my problems with violence, the overwhelming majority of them took place in the late ‘90s. And my friends have not been accused of any criminal act to date.
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  26. Anonymous · · Reply

    CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!

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  27. Librarian · · Reply

    Oh for Christs sake, first the furry shemale porn now a virus? Goddamnitsomuch GTFO out of my computer room

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Quit impersonating other people besides yourself, Anonymous; it’s getting really old, really fast.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Says an idiot impersonating a cop who should be protecting metropolitan cities from protestors and rioters right now

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    2. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      You owe me an apology and your real name, Anonymous.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        I am so sorry

        You forgot your meds

        The consequences will never be the same, my friend

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    3. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Try again, Anonymous. Try apologizing for harassing me and Mr. Charles, and try disclosing your real name.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Ok, you got me

        Sorry Curtis. It must suck being an assburger virgin posting in your moms ugly ass green living room

        Sincerely,

        Jack Tripper

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    4. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Try again, Anonymous. Try apologizing for harassing me and Mr. Charles, try apologizing for calling Mr. Charles by the wrong name, and try disclosing your real name instead of the name of that one guy from Three’s Company.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Lol you fully googled jack tripper hahaha

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      2. Anonymous · ·

        Curtis, stop it, it’s hurtful, seriously

        Stop hitting yourself

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    5. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      In my day, we didn’t have Google. We had physical copies of TV Guide.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Scarlett o'hara · ·

        Curtis, need I remind you you can set your FB to private but the profile pics remain?

        The Internet never forgets, boy and I do mean boy

        Aren’t you supposed to be at your pizza job now, young man?

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    6. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      For the last time, Anonymous, I will remind you that his name really is Victor Golf Charles, and nothing else. If you want me to up the fine to $10,000, it’ll be my pleasure.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        For the last time office o Leary stop banging Curtis’ mom and GBTW➡️➡️➡️

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    7. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Again, Anonymous, if you’re looking for a Curtis, you’ve come to the wrong place. May I suggest taking the secret flight to Cuba?

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        For the last time officer o Leary why aren’t you on duty with your fellow officers instead of whatching bestiality porn with Curtis?

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    8. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Um, did Mr. Charles neglect to mention to you that WordPress contacted him regarding your incessant abuse of the service? WordPress wrote back and said to him:
      “We care about your safety, so first and foremost, please contact your local law enforcement if you feel at all threatened to ensure that you get the appropriate assistance. We’re happy to comply with any investigation by law enforcement.”

      And he did. And here I am.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Um, did the cops laugh at you to your face or behind your back when you tried to press charges?

        They’re kinda busy right now

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      2. Anonymous · ·

        Impersonating a cop

        Claiming Ally Jones is your girlfriend

        False police reports

        All felonies my friend

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      3. Anonymous · ·

        Threatening to have a virus put on my computer?

        Oh wait that’s just delusional, nvm

        It’s not against the law to point out what a tool you are, if it were all of Twitter, Facebook and YouTube would be in jail

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    9. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      My presence here begs to differ.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Again, why aren’t you on the beat protecting your fellow officers, officer? I can’t imagine your precinct alloted an officer for a false police report, especially considering how strained departments are in maintaining a full force. Even those in witness protection don’t have such representation

        But you knew that, didn’t you Charles?

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    10. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      And I’ll tell you one more thing: If Mr. Charles did tell a lie, he’d admit it right here, right now.

      But as it stands, he has been honest the whole way through, and you’ve not been a very good little boy.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        That’s how a LEO talks?

        Um

        No

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    11. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Anonymous, I can tell that you either can’t read or are twisting others’ words to try and bolster your claims. I never threatened to put a virus on your computer. I simply stated that IF Mr. Charles’s computer had been infected with a virus, it would hurt you more than it would hurt Mr. Charles.

      Try and read next time, Junior.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        You suggested as such Victor

        Deal with it

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    12. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      “Again, why aren’t you on the beat protecting your fellow officers, officer? I can’t imagine your precinct alloted an officer for a false police report, especially considering how strained departments are in maintaining a full force. Even those in witness protection don’t have such representation
      “But you knew that, didn’t you Charles?”
      …Don’t say stupid things to me, Anonymous. If you say stupid things to me, people will assume that I’m stupid, and I don’t want people thinking I’m stupid. Old? Yeah, I guess you could call 45 “old”. Stupid? NEVER.

      –Officer O’Leary

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    13. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      “That’s how a LEO talks?
      “Um
      “No”
      You didn’t cooperate with me or treat me with respect, and as such, criminals such as yourself don’t deserve to be treated with respect. Get used to it.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        I would be worried

        If I were talking to an officer

        Which I’m not

        Deal with it

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      2. Anonymous · ·

        Actually it’s more disrespectful to assume the voice of an officer under the guise of an Internet tool

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    14. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Listen to me very carefully, Anonymous: I don’t want you to give me the Dumb Routine.

      Do you know what I’m talking about?

      If you’re dumb, I’ll know you’re dumb.

      If you give me the Dumb routine, I know it’s a Dumb Routine.

      I know the difference; the question is, do YOU understand that?

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Good internet cop vs bad internet cop?

        You are such a tool

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    15. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Those were some ridiculous usernames you chose to use on WordPress, Anonymous.

      I don’t know what kind of statement you thought you were making, but if you wanted to leave the impression on this server that you’re going to have on posterity for your children that you are an intelligent, thinking person, those usernames you were going under belie that fact.

      –Officer O’Leary

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    16. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I mean, did you think I was just a fake person here, that they picked out of–you know, that they picked out of a supermarket?

      Didn’t you think that I had any legal experience at all, sir?

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Let it go victor this is so sad

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    17. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      He will when you stop harassing him.

      –Officer O’Leary

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  28. Anonymous · · Reply

    I think we can dispense with the formality and have “Officer O’Leary” speak for himself

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      You actually want to know how I know your IP address?

      By the automated e-mail replies Mr. Charles received from the real WordPress. Each e-mail notes the IP address of whoever replied to his comment.

      You only have yourself to blame now.

      –Officer O’Leary

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    2. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      There is one saving grace, however: If Mr. Charles’s computer were infected with a worm or a virus, that would have been bad news for you… not that I’d feel any sympathy for you if you got infected, of course.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        You gave the library computer you’re using a virus? You dick!

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    3. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I didn’t say Mr. Charles’s computer in his library — what you’re referring to — had a virus or a worm; I said that IF it did, it would have been bad news for you, though I wouldn’t show any sympathy for you.

      Now THAT’S some imagery to take in: a malicious worm or virus being used to stop crime. That’s saying something, and I don’t like worms or viruses… the communicable human diseases OR the stuff on computers.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Little kid in library · ·

        Miss Klein, why is there a woman with a worm between her legs on my computer? She’s doing funny things and asking for my credit card 😿

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      2. Miss Klein · ·

        Oh FFS, LOG OFF WHEN YOURE WHACKING IT TO SHEMALE PORN, CURTIS!!!

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    4. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Once again, I must remind you that charges are already filed against you for harassing Mr. Charles, slandering him, and calling him by the wrong name.

      –Officer O’Leary

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  29. Miriam Webster · · Reply

    Crame:

    A booth or stall where goods are sold

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Nice try, Anonymous. You actually want to know how I know your IP address?

      By the automated e-mail replies Mr. Charles received from the real WordPress. Each e-mail notes the IP address of whoever replied to his comment.

      You only have yourself to blame now.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        WordPress is giving out user IP information?

        Well THAT is gonna be reported, as it is illegal

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    2. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Don’t blame me, Anonymous. WordPress has been doing this since at least 2012; I wonder why you didn’t do anything about it then?

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Have you heard of proxies, dolt?

        Oh wait IDGAF cuz you wouldn’t even know what to do with an IP address

        Anyway it’s been fun. Time to go out to dinner with ally before I run a train on her with black raptor Jesus and haystack Calhoun

        Ciao!

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    3. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      The “proxy” argument won’t get you anywhere, Anonymous. It, like the Race Card, the Free Speech Card, and many other flimsy weapons progressives and liberals use to try and win arguments, has outgrown its usefulness and must be put out to pasture.

      It’d be wise for you to admit defeat and apologize to Mr. Charles for harassing him and to me for giving me a difficult time.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Race Card? You going with that? You mom didn’t get enough tricks this week to pay the cable bill? Dude, TURN ON THE NEWS. Even FoxNews is talking about it you narcisstic, self involved, delusional creep

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      2. Logjammin · ·

        Does someone’s cable need fixing?

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    4. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Of course I’m going with that. I always go with that. Me and Mr. Charles and Ms. Jones are living lie detectors; you won’t know how we know everything, but we know everything.

      Mr. Charles in particular has been around since the Ford Administration, and there are not many things he has not seen or heard or known.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Your mom should have swallowed during the Clinton Administration, when you were born

        Maybe that’s why you’re so bitter at liberals?

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      2. Hillary Clinton · ·

        You mean the current Clinton Administration? Checkmate, RepublCANTS!

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      3. Anonymous · ·

        Officer O’Leary is a pussy and a POS to his brother and sisters in arms across this great nation

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    5. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Look what MoralNorth dragged in: He’s putting your comments in moderation.

      –Officer O’Leary

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    6. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I may also speak on behalf of Mr. Charles by noting that Anonymous always has the same generic user image traced to his account.

      Anonymous’s user image URL can also be traced to the usernames “Miriam Webster”, “Saddam Hussein”, “Rich Little”, and countless others.

      Now, don’t “muchas gracias” me. “Muchas gracias” WordPress — they had this system implemented for quite a great deal of time.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Have I been banned?

        Moderated?

        No?

        PS: Ally is tighhhht, dude, how big is your dick? Haven’t banged her yet, have you? Oh wait, here comes black raptor Jesus, never mind

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    7. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Actually, if Ms. Jones cheated on Mr. Charles, they would never be together anymore in this mansion. Don’t get your hopes up, Anonymous (nice fake name).

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Can you cheat on the Internet?

        That’s raw

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      2. Scarlett o'hara · ·

        Curtis, tell your mom I’m sorry about those fug green curtains 😱

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    8. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      If you’re looking for a Curtis, Anonymous, you’ve come to the wrong website.

      –Officer O’Leary

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  30. Wordpress · · Reply

    Crame?

    They stopped teaching basic spelling at the academy?

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      And that’s where I caught you, because “crame” is a real word in the dictionary.

      It’s another word for “thoughtcrime” — cranial + crime = crame.

      –Officer O’Leary

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  31. Wordpress · · Reply

    You are aware that each time someone comments on our sites our hits go up, thus our ad revenue?

    In other words Mr Charles, we don’t give a fuck

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      You can’t fool me, Anonymous. I know you’re impersonating WordPress, which actually is a crame. The real WordPress would be more elegantly decorated and not use profanity in their posts.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Wordpress · ·

        “Elegantly decorated”? Is that like “I respect the game music respectfully”? I believe you meant “eloquent”. Lol. Such a damn tard. SMH

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      2. Wordpress · ·

        Please, this tard tried to type out a sham reply from YouTube saying that on behalf of YouTube AND Google (cuz all those left wing sites work together doncha know) that he “stop talking about your faith. If you know what’s best for you”. Because you know, ain’t nothing in the First Amendment about RELIGION amirite?

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      3. Anonymous · ·

        What a tard!!!

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    2. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I told you, Anonymous: You cannot fool me by your impersonation of corporations.

      –Officer O’Leary

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  32. Dallas PD · · Reply

    Officer O’Leary is a coward and a piece of shit

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      The IP address trace check came back, Anonymous, and you’re really not going to like these results.

      According to the results, you’ve impersonated a great deal of celebrities, corporations, governmental entities, and inanimate objects for the sole purpose of harassing Mr. Charles.
      – Mr. T
      – Bobby Flay
      – Saddam Hussein
      – Rich Little
      – WordPress Staff
      – Someone
      – No
      – Ok
      – The Government
      – Confused
      – I gotta level with you
      – Ally
      – Social Media
      – Dallas PD
      – far too many others to list in limited space

      –Officer O’Leary

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  33. Anonymous · · Reply

    Of course. Only in VICTOR GOLF CHARLES world can an on duty kick it with Chris-Chan and hentai ally in his moms hideous plastic green dining room, trust

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      The IP address trace check came back, and you’re really not going to like these results.

      According to the results, you’ve impersonated a great deal of celebrities, corporations, governmental entities, and inanimate objects for the sole purpose of harassing Mr. Charles.
      – Mr. T
      – Bobby Flay
      – Saddam Hussein
      – Rich Little
      – WordPress Staff
      – Someone
      – No
      – Ok
      – The Government
      – Confused
      – I gotta level with you
      – Ally
      – Social Media
      – far too many others to list in limited space

      –Officer O’Leary

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  34. Anonymous · · Reply

    Um aren’t most cops helping out what with the rioting n protesting going on?

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      far too dangerous a job for normal cops like myself.

      It’s best left to SWAT teams.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        Yeah you say that to your brothers in arms in Dallas?

        Fucking pussy asshole

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  35. Anonymous · · Reply

    Aren’t you impersonating a cop?

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      I wish I were Mr. Charles impersonating a cop.

      –Officer O’Leary

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  36. Anonymous · · Reply

    CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!

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  37. IMMA BACKTRACE YER INTERNETS FOOLS

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  38. Anonymous · · Reply

    Done? Naw. I’ll wait till the secret service come and cut down my internets

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Since you just admitted that your goal is to make Mr. Charles’s life more and more miserable, I have written up a ticket totaling $5,000 — all for annoying, abusing, threatening, harassing, doxing, slandering, libeling, and defaming Mr. Charles, as well as impersonating celebrities, corporations, governmental entities, and inanimate objects (which falls under harassment).

      I told you: Make it easy for me, and I’ll make it easy for you. Make it difficult for me, and you won’t be getting any sleep tonight. Since you made it difficult for me, I’ll let you draw your own conclusions after I tell you that in New York, it’s perfectly legal for me to trace your IP address.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        WRONG! You asked if I was done impersonating celebrities. Lern 2 reed n rite, tard

        $5,000 fine: are we not doing phrasing anymore?

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    2. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Yeah, well, Mr. Charles, Ms. Jones, and myself will just sleep good tonight knowing that you flagrantly disregarded the Terms of Service and the Privacy Policy and that your deeds will come back to haunt you.

      The Hindus call that “karma”.

      –Officer O’Leary

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      1. Anonymous · ·

        You gonna sleep with Curtis and his mom?

        Kinky!

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  39. Bobby Flay · · Reply

    Ally is giving me a beej right now, victor, be a doll and bring me a beer

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Are you done impersonating celebrities, Anonymous?

      –Officer O’Leary

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  40. Curtis' mom · · Reply

    Goddamnit Curtis got off the net and help me rearrange my hideous green living room!

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    1. victorgolfcharles · · Reply

      Are you done harassing Mr. Charles? Are you done addressing him by the wrong name?

      –Officer O’Leary

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