No, Ted Nugent Is Not A Pedophile Or A Draft Dodger

Propaganda: Second Amendment supporter and Republican Ted Nugent is a pedophile and draft dodger! He’s a bad person who should be shunned and ignored!



In the overall scheme of things, what progressives think of a 65-year old rock icon doesn’t matter much. But this is a good example of how the Left will take a set of facts and twist them until they bear no resemblance to reality. So, here goes…

Ted Nugent as “Pedophile”

Here’s the definition of pedophilia:

Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger, though specific diagnostic criteria for the disorder extends the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.[1][2][3][4]

To support this claim, progressives trot out Pele Massa. Massa was a 17-year old Hawaiian girl. Note, she was 17 not prepubescent, not 11, not 13. Not only was she a willing participant but her parents gave Ted Nugent legal guardianship of Pele so they could be together.

So, no pedophilia. And a willing relationship with a 17-year old, sanctioned, legally, by the girl’s parents.

Actually, Massa was 3 years older than Priscilla Beaulieu – when Elvis Presley took her to bed.

Was it wise on Ted’s part? I don’t believe so. But I’m not a rock star. Was it legal? Absolutely.

But aren’t progressives always telling us that legal consensual sex is none of our business?

Ted Nugent as Draft Dodger

Here is the definition of a draft dodger:

Draft Evasion is an intentional decision not to comply with the military conscription policies of one’s nation.

Ted Nugent registered for the draft and got a student deferment in 1969. When his student deferment ended, he received a 4-F designation as “mentally or medically unfit for service.” During the Viet Nam war, a war despised by the Left, 9,120,000 young men received the same deferments as did Nugent.

Nugent complied with all conscription policies, never left the United States, never failed to register or comply with any process related to the Draft.

Progressives are also fond of the story that Ted “crapped in his pants” to get his 4-F. You can’t get a 4-F by crapping in your pants. This ridiculous story stems from a joke Nugent made to High Times in 1977. Ted says the reason he failed his “fitness for duty” physical is he was doing meth. Which story sounds more likely to you? A rock musician failing his medical test as a result of drugs or failing it because of soiled underwear?

So, is The Motor City Madman a little intense, a little out there? You decide.

But he is not a pedophile. And he is not a Draft Dodger.

Bill Clinton, on the other hand? Here’s what Snopes says about Progressive Hero Bill Clinton’s Draft Evasion:

That Bill Clinton went to great lengths to avoid the Vietnam-era draft, that he used political connections to obtain special favors, and that he made promises and commitments he later failed to honor, are all beyond dispute.

Oh, look! A squirrel!


  1. Anonymous · · Reply

    What about Courtney love admitting she sucked his dick when she was only 12 years old


    1. Anonymous · · Reply

      Somehow I don’t trust the word of someone who is suspected of killing her lover (Kurt Cobain).


  2. Anonymous · · Reply

    Meth not method


  3. Anonymous · · Reply

    Wrong Mignon back then method was called rocket fuel, saw it, saw people on it.


  4. Lol…
    The left, vindictively condemning a man, their only evidence…?

    His own words, and own actions…

    I too thought this article left out a few underaged encounters…

    As for the Nugent, Clinton draft dodger accusation, how does trump stack up…?


  5. Douglas Hanna · · Reply

    In an interview with published by High Times magazine in 1977, Ted Nugent claimed he had engaged in similar behavior to deliberately fail a physical exam in 1967 and be qualified 4-F (not acceptable for military service):

    Interviewer: How did you get out of the draft?

    Ted Nugent: Ted was a young boy, appearing to be a hippie but quite opposite in fact, working hard and playing hard, playing rock and roll like a deviant. People would question my sanity, I played so much. So I got my notice to be in the draft. Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin’ it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin’ around, hippying down, getting’ loaded and pickin’ my ass like your common curs, I’d say “Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the poop out of scuffin’ around in the gutters.” But I wasn’t a gutter dog. I was a hard workin’, mother****in’ rock and roll musician.

    I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin’ kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

    See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin’ dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I’m gonna play their own game, and I’m gonna destroy ’em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin’ awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I’ve always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn’t know and I’m vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — ’cause I was really into bein’ clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

    So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn’t believe the smell. They were ridiculin’ me and pushin’ me around and I was cryin’, but all the time I was laughin’ to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, “Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!” Then they had a urine test and I couldn’t piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin’ up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin’ up. So I went home and cleaned up.

    They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They’d call dead people before they’d call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it? I’d make an incredible army man. I’d be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I’d have the baddest bunch of motherf*ckin’ killers you’d ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn’t into it. I was too busy doin’ my own thing, you know?

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  6. I wanted to defend him, too. I always liked his music and his bow hunting is legendary. Sadly, his daughter and a 13 yr old Courtney Love, are not the only incredibly young girls. This article has so much spin that it had to be embarrassing at some point to write. The Pinochio back drop says it all. If you are ignorant enough to think being attracted to 13 yr olds is normal, there is probably something so screwed up with you, that you’ll find your way to jail soon enough. Btw, there was no, “meth,” in the ’70’s. There were reds, speed and coke. That in and of itself shows that you are making up your defense. As this unfolds more, one of the nicer things that will be said about him is that he was a shitty draft dodger.


    1. Bobby Kenneth Daugherty · · Reply

      The Nazis used meth in WWII to stay angry and awake, and any truck driver can attest that it did exist in the 60’s and 70’s in the U.S. as well. Probably the only trucker related theme not to be featured on a Gene Tracy 8 track.


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